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May. 5th, 2006 09:40 pmI clearly am not cut out for the bar scene.
A friend of my mom's was in town and since I used to babysit her kids I figured, what the hell, might as well go see her. We met up at the bar where her daughter works, had a few drinks, a few laughs. Well, I had one drink I couldn't even finish (because I'm a pathetic lightweight) and my mom's friend had more then a few.
I'd call the result funny if a bit disturbing.
After her daughter got off work we headed out, with my mother's friend completely trashed. Apparently, sometime that evening she'd been outside smoking a cigarette and some guy took it upon himself to teach her the finer aspects of NY language (fugedaboutit) so she took it upon herself to educate everyone she possibly could. Until she latched onto some random guy standing on the side of the road and discovered that he had perfectly smooth forearms. Which led her to the discovery of hey, he's got a smooth chest too! So, in her quest of discovery she accosted just about every man she possibly could on the way to the next bar to see if they had smooth chests as well. There was quite a bit of hands going up shirts and down shirts and basically just a whole lot of fondling and petting on her part. The bouncers at the next club thought she was great. One was built like Buddha and I think he really enjoyed having a random woman pull his shirt up and grope his belly and man-boobs. All the while, me, the daughter and the daughters boyfriend are following along trying desperately to do a little damage control.
My mom's friend finally ended her night hanging on to a 20 year old. Pretty good for someone round abouts 50. Although that was after she chatted up a couple and was informed that "they liked to share." Apparently she doesn't.
Much hilarity.
Also, I stand by my claim that not drinking and watching is better then drinking and being an idiot.
Also, I just spoiled myself for Doctor Who. I didn't mean to do that...
A friend of my mom's was in town and since I used to babysit her kids I figured, what the hell, might as well go see her. We met up at the bar where her daughter works, had a few drinks, a few laughs. Well, I had one drink I couldn't even finish (because I'm a pathetic lightweight) and my mom's friend had more then a few.
I'd call the result funny if a bit disturbing.
After her daughter got off work we headed out, with my mother's friend completely trashed. Apparently, sometime that evening she'd been outside smoking a cigarette and some guy took it upon himself to teach her the finer aspects of NY language (fugedaboutit) so she took it upon herself to educate everyone she possibly could. Until she latched onto some random guy standing on the side of the road and discovered that he had perfectly smooth forearms. Which led her to the discovery of hey, he's got a smooth chest too! So, in her quest of discovery she accosted just about every man she possibly could on the way to the next bar to see if they had smooth chests as well. There was quite a bit of hands going up shirts and down shirts and basically just a whole lot of fondling and petting on her part. The bouncers at the next club thought she was great. One was built like Buddha and I think he really enjoyed having a random woman pull his shirt up and grope his belly and man-boobs. All the while, me, the daughter and the daughters boyfriend are following along trying desperately to do a little damage control.
My mom's friend finally ended her night hanging on to a 20 year old. Pretty good for someone round abouts 50. Although that was after she chatted up a couple and was informed that "they liked to share." Apparently she doesn't.
Much hilarity.
Also, I stand by my claim that not drinking and watching is better then drinking and being an idiot.
Also, I just spoiled myself for Doctor Who. I didn't mean to do that...
