Oh RPattz..

[elleflies]

I have rubbed my knees raw.

At this point most of my flist is going "mmm hmmm and what were YOU doing?"

This is where I say: I was painting the bathroom. Trufax! It's all teal and pretty now.

Anyways!

The entire reason for this post is that I have been laughing myself silly over This Bit of RPattz's News for the past day.

Yes Twihards, THAT is the man you are drooling over. You are welcome to him.

Comments

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

That's why I said he should sit across the table...the better not to smell him (yes, I think I've heard your transatlantic shrieks of horror :) ).

Dude, I don't think Jensen would sit with us if we didn't supply him with Canadian beer and nachos, instead of the fangirl method of awesome absinth (which I wanna try one day!) and something chocolate-y. Show would be lots of fun though. Go Jared go! :D

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

Across the table is a good place. And possibly downwind. (The military has heard them ad nauseum)

*stocks up on Canadian beer and nachos*

I'll snag you a bottle of absinthe some time. *g*

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Why, are you suggesting army dudes smell bad? I never would've guessed! :D

I think that's what he'd like, being as he is, a Texan with an affinity for not-gnat's-urine beer.

OOOOOOOH! YAY! <3

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

They smell like fresh flowers just plucked from the field. What did you think they smell like?

Us Texans know how to appreciate the finer things in life. (Like Jared making a fool of himself whilst crushing the wolf pack)


The only question is... do you want to play it safe at 66% alcohol, live it up with 73% alcohol or go all out with 90%. *g*

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

That was me being sarcastic. ;)

Jared? Jared would not make a fool of himself. Jared could crush two of them with one arm, probably.

90% alcohol? That sounds more like a medical aid than fun alcohol...I could got with 73% though, I think...

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

That was me being sarcastic back *g* I may have smelt them a few too many times though.... (Oddly enough they're stinkier coming out of the states. How does that work?)

Jared would be ridiculous whilst crushing them to a pulp with one arm. He'd probably be kissing a taxidermied bird with the other.

73 it is. I'll be in Leipzig at the end of the month and pick one up.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

LOL (maybe it's the residual effect of using too much axe and not showering enough?)

I'd pay a lot to see that.

Thank you so much! Omg awesomeness! <3