Random Linkage

True Porn Clerk Stories isn't my normal internet surfing fair but it looks like it's going to keep me giggling for quite some time (and for all ya'll raising an eyebrow... it's not actually porn and no one is going to be running away screaming for brain bleach. Actually, you might want brain bleach, but not because there were any pictures involved - just good writing.)

In a related note: I have to get up quite early for a flight to Topeka, Kansas so keep your fingers crossed that my next door neighbors decide to just sleep rather then engage in "nighttime extracurricular activities". I've never met my neighbor, but I know she's a moaner. Oh, I also know that her mattress has shitty springs and the headboard of her bed is too close to the wall.

These are things I never wanted to know....