Good grief

Can someone write my resume for me? It's driving me crazy. Apparently I'm supposed to have an overview/objectives section.

My problem is that so many times the objectives are these high brow, bullshit answers about creative independence and learning and contributing.

That's all fine and dandy, I'm all for "growing as a creative individual."

But why can't I just say that my objective is to work in a creative environment that doesn't make me want to tear my hair out whilst not having to live in a box?

*gnashes teeth*