The More You Know

[elleflies]

I have just learned that the Missionary Position is the only position condoned by the Military for use during sexual intercourse.

To use any other position could land a member of the military in trouble.

Not that they enforce this or anything as most of the guys I've run into seem like they're kinky bastards (ESPECIALLY Marines) and they'd all be in deep shit.

But still... The more you know.

Comments

[merrycontrary.livejournal.com]

*stares*

*bursts out laughing*

No wonder they think they're kinky bastards! Oh man, that would explain so much!

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

It does, doesn't it? *g*

[thekatebeyond.livejournal.com]

LOL. If they did try to enforce it, they'd be the kinky bastards. I mean, how else could you gather evidence but by watching?

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

Really makes you wonder about the military doesn't it?

Personally, I just want to see how they wrote that up in the regs. My brother swears up and down that its there.

[veracity]

Hey, that means someone would have be in the bushes, watching....that's just funny. Because talk about a public outing of pervs.