elleflies | Children in Need

So the Doctor Who Children in Need clip is making the rounds of the internet and I was going to avoid watching it... until the sheer utter CRACKINESS of it was pointed out to me.

And Lo.. was there CRACK

HOLY CRAP HE DEFLOWERED QUEEN ELIZABETH. Oh Doctor how I love you and the fact that you had a mid-life crisis/I don't want to die crisis. In my little canon-land he totally called her the wrong name whilst getting it on. Because he's an ass like that. Also, he totally went and had a little something-something with William Shakespeare. Because if you're going to go nuts and fuck around with time, you might as well fuck those you fanboy.

When I first saw them, I seriously thought those pics of the Doctor wearing a cowboy hat and a lei were just them fucking around behind the scenes. That it's part of the script: EPIC WIN.

I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

Whatever RTD is smoking: I HIGHLY APPROVE.

I am also enjoying the SCREAMS OF AGONY I can hear issuing forth from certain parts of Who-fandom. Look guys, the Doctor isn't asexual!!! *eg*

Just please: Do not bring the Time Lords back in any kind of permanent capacity.