SPN - Swap Meat
Jan. 28th, 2010 09:59 pmI watched SPN as it was airing. Miracle of Miracles!
So here comes Sam, all of 26 years old (he is so proud!) and ordering a banana daquiri and he's told he's a stunning looking man. IS SHE BLIND? She must be, because URGH. Stunning would not be a word I'd use to describe him. Maybe if he wore a paper bag over his head permanently. Even then...
John Winchester left his kids with a woman he barely knew for two weeks. Clearly he should win a father of the year award, as that is what all responsible parents do, but he LOVED THEM SO MUCH. *emo tears*
I really want the kid that steps into Sam's body to be a fanboy of the books. That would be so perfect. Fandom would probably implode over that one...
These two really are dumb as mud sometimes (all the time). These conversations should probably not take place in public.
Damn, Sam was only tranqed. BULLETS WORK BETTER! Oh wait, my loathing of Sam is showing. Oops. It comes out and I can't help it...
I can see that a thousand fics are going to be launched from this ep. Oh lovely lovely crack, you make me lol so.
What does this kid expect to get out of all this? How'd he even pull it off? WTFBBQ
*GAPES* Dean let him drive his car? Methinks Dean will be rethinking his policy of letting ANYONE ELSE behind the wheel. Way to ruin it for Sam, not that I care, because Sam's pain amuses me.
SASQUATCH. Yes, Sam you are a sasquatch. It's not a good look for you.
SAMUEL WINCHESTER! JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE APPRECIATES THE BEAUTY OF STAR WARS DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE A VIRGIN. TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Sam really needs to learn what subtle means, he's been shitty at questioning in the past. He's shitty at it now.
Dean, with all the shit that has gone on in your life, you are really really dense. Sam suddenly knows things and likes your music. HE'S BEEN POSSESSED BEFORE WTF DUDE, YOU KNOW HE'S DUMB COME ONE.
I want to see Sam get called into the Principal's Office. Just for lulz.
WTF, His Slow-mo face is HYSTERICAL. They should play this all the time so I can laugh at it.
Sam's style is wet blanket.
Sweetie, you don't want to look like that. You have a fat face and a receding hairline.
This episode suffers from a decided lack of Castiel. I NEEDS MAH MISHA!
Dean, it's time to rub some brain cells together now. I know it's not that difficult.
Dominatrix gear, didn't see that coming.
Bwahahaha, even episodes that are Sam heavy are still about Dean. AWESOME.
FINALLY DEAN, YOU FIGURED IT OUT. It took you long enough. Although I love how you greet people with a punch to the face.
Trevor is a goner. Buh-bye. Yup, called it.
Hrm, they could have made this episode so much crackier. It's bodyswap and I'm sitting here going "hum ho"
Dean, you are getting beat up by a chick again. You need to stop this. Not that I don't think girls can't be badasses or anything.
OMG they've finally memorized the exorcisms. FINALLY.
I wonder if you have really bad breath after being possessed? Or maybe a really ashy mouth. Regardless I bet there's lots of mouth wash and tooth paste.
This ep could have been better.
Also, I think they messed up a few times with the swapping. When Dean was listening to the messages it should have been Gary's voice on the phone.
There was way too much Sam in this episode. Of course, I'd be happiest if there were no Sam.
Annnnd Sam's still a douchebag. The kid has it better then Sam does and he thinks it sucks.
Then again, I don't think there's anything Sam can do that will make me like him as a character.
So here comes Sam, all of 26 years old (he is so proud!) and ordering a banana daquiri and he's told he's a stunning looking man. IS SHE BLIND? She must be, because URGH. Stunning would not be a word I'd use to describe him. Maybe if he wore a paper bag over his head permanently. Even then...
John Winchester left his kids with a woman he barely knew for two weeks. Clearly he should win a father of the year award, as that is what all responsible parents do, but he LOVED THEM SO MUCH. *emo tears*
I really want the kid that steps into Sam's body to be a fanboy of the books. That would be so perfect. Fandom would probably implode over that one...
These two really are dumb as mud sometimes (all the time). These conversations should probably not take place in public.
Damn, Sam was only tranqed. BULLETS WORK BETTER! Oh wait, my loathing of Sam is showing. Oops. It comes out and I can't help it...
I can see that a thousand fics are going to be launched from this ep. Oh lovely lovely crack, you make me lol so.
What does this kid expect to get out of all this? How'd he even pull it off? WTFBBQ
*GAPES* Dean let him drive his car? Methinks Dean will be rethinking his policy of letting ANYONE ELSE behind the wheel. Way to ruin it for Sam, not that I care, because Sam's pain amuses me.
SASQUATCH. Yes, Sam you are a sasquatch. It's not a good look for you.
SAMUEL WINCHESTER! JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE APPRECIATES THE BEAUTY OF STAR WARS DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE A VIRGIN. TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Sam really needs to learn what subtle means, he's been shitty at questioning in the past. He's shitty at it now.
Dean, with all the shit that has gone on in your life, you are really really dense. Sam suddenly knows things and likes your music. HE'S BEEN POSSESSED BEFORE WTF DUDE, YOU KNOW HE'S DUMB COME ONE.
I want to see Sam get called into the Principal's Office. Just for lulz.
WTF, His Slow-mo face is HYSTERICAL. They should play this all the time so I can laugh at it.
Sam's style is wet blanket.
Sweetie, you don't want to look like that. You have a fat face and a receding hairline.
This episode suffers from a decided lack of Castiel. I NEEDS MAH MISHA!
Dean, it's time to rub some brain cells together now. I know it's not that difficult.
Dominatrix gear, didn't see that coming.
Bwahahaha, even episodes that are Sam heavy are still about Dean. AWESOME.
FINALLY DEAN, YOU FIGURED IT OUT. It took you long enough. Although I love how you greet people with a punch to the face.
Trevor is a goner. Buh-bye. Yup, called it.
Hrm, they could have made this episode so much crackier. It's bodyswap and I'm sitting here going "hum ho"
Dean, you are getting beat up by a chick again. You need to stop this. Not that I don't think girls can't be badasses or anything.
OMG they've finally memorized the exorcisms. FINALLY.
I wonder if you have really bad breath after being possessed? Or maybe a really ashy mouth. Regardless I bet there's lots of mouth wash and tooth paste.
This ep could have been better.
Also, I think they messed up a few times with the swapping. When Dean was listening to the messages it should have been Gary's voice on the phone.
There was way too much Sam in this episode. Of course, I'd be happiest if there were no Sam.
Annnnd Sam's still a douchebag. The kid has it better then Sam does and he thinks it sucks.
Then again, I don't think there's anything Sam can do that will make me like him as a character.