My eyes, oh god my eyes.

I ran across this the other day and it amused me greatly.

Also, I keep forgetting that I have to lubricate my eyes every hour (that sounds so horrible: lubricate my eyes. Good grief. I've clearly spent way too much time around the roommate) My Lasik surgery is on Wednesday and apparently well lubed eyes are necessary. I walked home from the pre-operative check up today and completely regretted it, seeing as how I walked home with extremely light sensitive eyes that couldn't see a damn thing (my pupils still haven't un-constricted and are two tiny black dots lost in the blue). My solution to crosswalks was to just keep doing 14th street and if the crowd was crossing the street, then it was obviously okay and my chances of getting hit by a car were significantly diminished. Also, light sensitivity + blurriness + heat + walking long distances = PAIN.

I imagine I'm going to be a joy to be around come post-operation time. Especially with family coming in this next weekend and expecting me to do the tour thing. I imagine it's going to be the 'squinty, oh god my eyes' kind of tour.

On the plus side though- I'll be able to see! *happy dance*

Also, ignited I've tried contacting you every which way short of smoke signals. Come over tomorrow!!!! Please!