My brother, the dumbass
Jun. 27th, 2008 02:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ellefliesIn order for my brother to be promoted he needs a certain piece of paper. A piece of paper the little dumbass happened to 'misplace'.
In order to get my brother promoted (because I've been bitching at him about it for well over a year now) I had to go through 5 unpacked green duffle bags (they're huge), his desk, a box full of his 'most important papers' and his closet. We think we found the paper.
In the process of all of this I found 5 knives, 1 BB gun, 1 Paint Ball gun and a few random condoms.
None of these discoveries surprise me (in fact he tried to teach me how to throw knives once but we had to quit once he started fearing for his life. Apparently my aim really is that bad). What ticked me off more then the knives and the guns and the condoms was the amount of dirty laundry I pulled out of those bags.
Because I am a good sister and I love my brother (and he's in Iraq and I can't in good conscience leave it there for 9 more months) ...I'm doing all his laundry.
In return, I helped myself to all the Euro's I found floating around his room. It's not like he'll need them.
In order to get my brother promoted (because I've been bitching at him about it for well over a year now) I had to go through 5 unpacked green duffle bags (they're huge), his desk, a box full of his 'most important papers' and his closet. We think we found the paper.
In the process of all of this I found 5 knives, 1 BB gun, 1 Paint Ball gun and a few random condoms.
None of these discoveries surprise me (in fact he tried to teach me how to throw knives once but we had to quit once he started fearing for his life. Apparently my aim really is that bad). What ticked me off more then the knives and the guns and the condoms was the amount of dirty laundry I pulled out of those bags.
Because I am a good sister and I love my brother (and he's in Iraq and I can't in good conscience leave it there for 9 more months) ...I'm doing all his laundry.
In return, I helped myself to all the Euro's I found floating around his room. It's not like he'll need them.
