Am I gonna have to choke a bitch?

[elleflies]

Is it too much to ask to get to a hotel and want a hot shower. I have just spent 9 hours crammed into a plane, I smell like plane. Hell. I smell like feet. Because the soldiers all take off their boots as soon as they get onboard and by the time we're across the Atlantic everything smells like feet. Even me!

But noooooo. I cannot for the life of me get hot water in my hotel room. The water is determined to remain one step above FRIGID. I like cold, I'm okay with it, really I am, just not when I want a shower! *sobs*

I don't think this country understands the concept of hot and warm and all that. We rolled off the plane only to be greeted by a cold day and rain. I was told they know its summer because the rain is warm. Hell, the rain is warmer then my shower. I'm about the point where I'm about to give some lucky a Scotts a show just to get my shower.

*Calls reception again*

I watched 300 last night. Or technically the night before, I'm not sure, my internal clock is really screwed up right now. But anyways, I'm about ready to charge reception ala Spartan Warrior and demand my hot water.

*cries*

On the up side of the whole 'crammed into a plane for 9 hours' deal, the most fun I had was when two soldiers (a guy and a girl. Get your brains out of the gutter people!) absconded to the mid-lavatory in order to join the Mile High Club. Flight Attendants are like God on their own planes, we know what is going on, and it's not that hard to put two and two together when a chick enters the lavatory only to be followed in a few minutes later by a dude. This is not difficult. We basically sat in the last row, watched the lavatories and waited to see how long it would take. Clearly, we are very easily amused.

*wants hot water*

Good lord I'm all kinds of pathetic right now.

Comments

[veracity]

Cold showers are good for the soul! Don't you know it? Use lots of deodorant and smell good stuff. Hide that smell!

And the soldiers? *snickers* Well, at least you got a free peep show! How long did it take? For the curious. ;)

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

*whimpers*

I was about ready to dive into the sani-wipes. But thankfully their maintenance man is a wonderful human being. *throws flowers at his feet*

It didn't take too long once they were in the lavatories but the current theory is that they started in their seats. Apparently they were looking a little...rumpled when they made their break for the lavatory, to finish things up you know *g*

[veracity]

Woohoo! Warm water, your favorite. *grins* Keeps you from smelling like a wet moose.

Er, I hate to admit it, but I'm curious as to what they were doing in plain sight of everyone else. Because people? Notice these things. I wonder how much their actions are gonna end up in other soldiers personal mind porns.

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

*cries tears of joy*

No one noticed except us. Everyone else was dead asleep - they were completely and totally oblivious. It was also very dark in the plane. Plus, the lav they chose was located close to another one so they tried to play it off as they both had to go to the bathroom at the same time, except only one lav said vacant.

[veracity]

*grins* I understand, believe me. Hot water is so niiice.

Well, at least they had that going for them. Nothing like being teased without mercy for playing 'pet the sock puppet.' And of course they were side-by-side, and magically had to pee at the same time. Doesn't everyone do that?