SPN 4x01: Lazarus Rising
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ellefliesNormally I keep my commentary posts under a friends lock to one person only. There is a reason for this. The reason is I do not like Sam and everything I've tried to do to get over this raging hatred has not worked. I tend to lean heavy on the Sam bashing, so word of warning: I have unpopular fandom opinions *g* (although I don't think I was as bad with it as I usually am, which is why this post isn't as friends locked as the rest).
I finally got caught up with this episode. The beginning was fantastic, the middle flagged a bit and the end KNOCKED MY FRICKING SOCKS OFF.
Anyways, if you're vaguely curious as to the things floating through my head whilst watching this ep for the very first time...
I really should try and organize my thoughts because right now they are all over the place!
So, what’s with the music video? Enough recapping, get to the show please. Sam needs mocking and I need to mock. STOP IT.
Hey, eyeballs. I bet they’re Dean eyeballs. What? No more hell? Or is this still hell? Buried alive… that’d be kinda hellish. I’m still pulling for Hieronymus Bosch.
Zombie Dean! He wants brains. BRAAAIINNSSS. And Bitches. Zombie men don’t need beer, they need brains, but the bitches thing is universal.
It’s unusually sunny for this show.
Is Dean a meteor now? Because that’s what it looks like. And if he is alive, why didn’t Sam burn him? Was he hoping Dean would haunt him or something? Sam’s a dumbass.
I really wasn’t expecting this season to start off with Dean. I was thinking it would be Sam acting all emo.
Why aren’t his clothes ripped up?
Hi, Dean, you’re hot when you’re dirty.
Oh, Dean’s chest. NICE. Handprints? What in hell?
"Busty Asian Beauties" I’m telling you, beer and bitches. It never fails.
Look, Close Encounters of the Third Kind! You’ve been to hell Dean, now it’s time to go to SPACE!!!
I liked the aliens better when they just turned toys on rather then blowing up windows. Or is this more of dean being a meteor again?
I think I’d hang up too if a dead man were calling me. Hang up and get my number changed and go cry in the corner.
Wow Dean, white caddies do not suit you.
Oh hey, Bobby, look. It’s Dean! I love Bobby. I’d probably attack Dean with a knife too and then make him drink a gallon of holy water.
Yup, there the holy water is. God, I love you Bobby.
Thriller Video Reject. *worships at the alter of Dean*
Don’t get after Bobby.
Yup, see, Sam’s an asswipe. Shoulda went with the salting and burning and I’m thinking he did something he shouldn’t have done.
“What you would have done” Dean, it is what you did.
Wedge Antilles. *headdesk* GOOD GOD. Sam makes up worse names then Dean does.
Are we going to get to the Sam being emo now?
Oh hi, Sam. Shacking up with a girl now are we? INTERESTING. He’s probably her bitch.
Jared, you are still a really bad actor. When all else fails, flare your nostrils! Acting in the big time now.
"So, are you two together?" Wow, this show really caters to its fan base. I bet the cast and crew cruises the wincest fic and giggles themselves silly.
Oh *cringe* Sam has been hitting the girls HARD.
He tried to open the Demon's Gate? *raises eyebrow* does that mean that Sam's pain matters more then all the hellish crap he would have unleashed on everyone else just so he could get Dean out of hell?
Are we going to spend the whole season dealing with the 'pulling out' issue.
"Who do you think you are, your old man?" YES, that is EXACTLY who Sam is.
Bobby knows everybody. And I miss Missouri. Sam is wearing Dean's jewelry? And what exactly does that pendant mean?
Sam, you kinda suck. "So what's hell like?" I'd think that would kind of being like asking a soldier "so what is war like? did you kill anybody?" They HATE those questions.
Dean/Impala. That is the real OTP here. Dean is getting twitchy about his car. I really can't blame him.
She tried to burn him but she couldn't? For some reason I don't remember this but that might have something to do with watching the show at 3 in the morning.
This is really weird, Dean has been gone for 4 months and now it's all "BACK TO NORMAL"
I knew it would be a hot chick. It ALWAYS is.
Ouiji Boards are like telephones for these people. Good Grief.
Hello tramp stamp.
*jaw drops* This show REALLY knows it's fan base. Wincest threesome.
Did this actress basically get paid to hit on Dean? Because... can I have her job?
Those candles are a fire hazard. Apparently her eyeballs are too.
Well, there goes that threesome.
It's ALWAYS the hot girls. I want some grandma to be possessed by a demon and acting all hot and sexy.
"perky nipples" *DIES*
Godzilla. Now THERE'S a theory I'd like to see be true.
Dude, DEAN. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. SLAP THAT BITCH! *FLAILS*
Do Sam and Dean not care about the fact that the Demons are wearing people and those people might be completely intact still? Because to not try and save the suit just seems like murder to me.
Sam is being emo again. Dean should have slapped his brother while he was at it.
Aliens did it. HAS TO BE.
Bobby is so awesome. This should be the Dean and Bobby show. Lets ditch Dean's annoying younger brother.
Sam, you liar. You're doing something, you asswipe.
See, up to something. Such a dipshit.
And look, another "I'm acting expression" the furrowing of the brow. Such nuance the nostril flare and the furrowing of the brow.
The Demon has the right idea at least - beat the crap out of Sam.
"It's the end" That's just so open ended. And look, Sam really is a liar. "no, Dean, I haven't been doing ANYTHING with my magic mind powers. HONEST"
At least he checked for a pulse and is showing some remorse. And I bet it's RUBY. And it is!
"It's cosmic" IT'S AN ALIEN!
"every faith on the globe" Has he covered Scientology? Because it sounds like he might need it. Xenu is BA-AACK
I liked the blonde Ruby better. "I'm not going to come between you" Fandom would have a hissy fit if she messed with their "twu wuv"
Now, that's a dramatic entrance. What style! What flair! A+ with an extra +
Don't hurt Bobby!!!
I like that it's not a hot chick. That's a difference. I could go into a whole "women = eve and are therefore responsible for sin which is why demon's prefer them" thing right now. But I'm not going to.
Angel of the Lord? Buh-what? I'm going with "angel of the lord" as codeword for "aliens"
NEAT WINGS.
Angels of the Lord burn out eyes?
Dean isn't special? He's plenty spe-shul.
What is the difference between a demon possessing someone and an angel possessing someone? Because it doesn't seem too different to me. Especially when you get that someone shot.
God commanded it. We have work for you.
HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME. Dean as agent of the Lord and Sam as agent of the Devil! DUDE!!!!!
Can it be next week yet?
I finally got caught up with this episode. The beginning was fantastic, the middle flagged a bit and the end KNOCKED MY FRICKING SOCKS OFF.
Anyways, if you're vaguely curious as to the things floating through my head whilst watching this ep for the very first time...
I really should try and organize my thoughts because right now they are all over the place!
So, what’s with the music video? Enough recapping, get to the show please. Sam needs mocking and I need to mock. STOP IT.
Hey, eyeballs. I bet they’re Dean eyeballs. What? No more hell? Or is this still hell? Buried alive… that’d be kinda hellish. I’m still pulling for Hieronymus Bosch.
Zombie Dean! He wants brains. BRAAAIINNSSS. And Bitches. Zombie men don’t need beer, they need brains, but the bitches thing is universal.
It’s unusually sunny for this show.
Is Dean a meteor now? Because that’s what it looks like. And if he is alive, why didn’t Sam burn him? Was he hoping Dean would haunt him or something? Sam’s a dumbass.
I really wasn’t expecting this season to start off with Dean. I was thinking it would be Sam acting all emo.
Why aren’t his clothes ripped up?
Hi, Dean, you’re hot when you’re dirty.
Oh, Dean’s chest. NICE. Handprints? What in hell?
"Busty Asian Beauties" I’m telling you, beer and bitches. It never fails.
Look, Close Encounters of the Third Kind! You’ve been to hell Dean, now it’s time to go to SPACE!!!
I liked the aliens better when they just turned toys on rather then blowing up windows. Or is this more of dean being a meteor again?
I think I’d hang up too if a dead man were calling me. Hang up and get my number changed and go cry in the corner.
Wow Dean, white caddies do not suit you.
Oh hey, Bobby, look. It’s Dean! I love Bobby. I’d probably attack Dean with a knife too and then make him drink a gallon of holy water.
Yup, there the holy water is. God, I love you Bobby.
Thriller Video Reject. *worships at the alter of Dean*
Don’t get after Bobby.
Yup, see, Sam’s an asswipe. Shoulda went with the salting and burning and I’m thinking he did something he shouldn’t have done.
“What you would have done” Dean, it is what you did.
Wedge Antilles. *headdesk* GOOD GOD. Sam makes up worse names then Dean does.
Are we going to get to the Sam being emo now?
Oh hi, Sam. Shacking up with a girl now are we? INTERESTING. He’s probably her bitch.
Jared, you are still a really bad actor. When all else fails, flare your nostrils! Acting in the big time now.
"So, are you two together?" Wow, this show really caters to its fan base. I bet the cast and crew cruises the wincest fic and giggles themselves silly.
Oh *cringe* Sam has been hitting the girls HARD.
He tried to open the Demon's Gate? *raises eyebrow* does that mean that Sam's pain matters more then all the hellish crap he would have unleashed on everyone else just so he could get Dean out of hell?
Are we going to spend the whole season dealing with the 'pulling out' issue.
"Who do you think you are, your old man?" YES, that is EXACTLY who Sam is.
Bobby knows everybody. And I miss Missouri. Sam is wearing Dean's jewelry? And what exactly does that pendant mean?
Sam, you kinda suck. "So what's hell like?" I'd think that would kind of being like asking a soldier "so what is war like? did you kill anybody?" They HATE those questions.
Dean/Impala. That is the real OTP here. Dean is getting twitchy about his car. I really can't blame him.
She tried to burn him but she couldn't? For some reason I don't remember this but that might have something to do with watching the show at 3 in the morning.
This is really weird, Dean has been gone for 4 months and now it's all "BACK TO NORMAL"
I knew it would be a hot chick. It ALWAYS is.
Ouiji Boards are like telephones for these people. Good Grief.
Hello tramp stamp.
*jaw drops* This show REALLY knows it's fan base. Wincest threesome.
Did this actress basically get paid to hit on Dean? Because... can I have her job?
Those candles are a fire hazard. Apparently her eyeballs are too.
Well, there goes that threesome.
It's ALWAYS the hot girls. I want some grandma to be possessed by a demon and acting all hot and sexy.
"perky nipples" *DIES*
Godzilla. Now THERE'S a theory I'd like to see be true.
Dude, DEAN. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. SLAP THAT BITCH! *FLAILS*
Do Sam and Dean not care about the fact that the Demons are wearing people and those people might be completely intact still? Because to not try and save the suit just seems like murder to me.
Sam is being emo again. Dean should have slapped his brother while he was at it.
Aliens did it. HAS TO BE.
Bobby is so awesome. This should be the Dean and Bobby show. Lets ditch Dean's annoying younger brother.
Sam, you liar. You're doing something, you asswipe.
See, up to something. Such a dipshit.
And look, another "I'm acting expression" the furrowing of the brow. Such nuance the nostril flare and the furrowing of the brow.
The Demon has the right idea at least - beat the crap out of Sam.
"It's the end" That's just so open ended. And look, Sam really is a liar. "no, Dean, I haven't been doing ANYTHING with my magic mind powers. HONEST"
At least he checked for a pulse and is showing some remorse. And I bet it's RUBY. And it is!
"It's cosmic" IT'S AN ALIEN!
"every faith on the globe" Has he covered Scientology? Because it sounds like he might need it. Xenu is BA-AACK
I liked the blonde Ruby better. "I'm not going to come between you" Fandom would have a hissy fit if she messed with their "twu wuv"
Now, that's a dramatic entrance. What style! What flair! A+ with an extra +
Don't hurt Bobby!!!
I like that it's not a hot chick. That's a difference. I could go into a whole "women = eve and are therefore responsible for sin which is why demon's prefer them" thing right now. But I'm not going to.
Angel of the Lord? Buh-what? I'm going with "angel of the lord" as codeword for "aliens"
NEAT WINGS.
Angels of the Lord burn out eyes?
Dean isn't special? He's plenty spe-shul.
What is the difference between a demon possessing someone and an angel possessing someone? Because it doesn't seem too different to me. Especially when you get that someone shot.
God commanded it. We have work for you.
HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME. Dean as agent of the Lord and Sam as agent of the Devil! DUDE!!!!!
Can it be next week yet?
