Oh RPattz..

[elleflies]

I have rubbed my knees raw.

At this point most of my flist is going "mmm hmmm and what were YOU doing?"

This is where I say: I was painting the bathroom. Trufax! It's all teal and pretty now.

Anyways!

The entire reason for this post is that I have been laughing myself silly over This Bit of RPattz's News for the past day.

Yes Twihards, THAT is the man you are drooling over. You are welcome to him.

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[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO at that article! Anyone who's been around since his seedy opium den (http://www.livejournal.com/directory.bml?int_like=robert-pattinson%27s-seedy-opium-den-of-doom&opt_pagesize=100&start_search=1) days already knows that. God bless seedyopiumden. Poor twihards lol. :)

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

OH RPATTZ. I MISSED YOUR CRAZY SO. :D

Is it bad that I desperately want Jared and Jensen to kick the crap outta The So-Called Wolf Pack (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/33573696.html#cutid1)? Mostly Jared, but still. UGH, DOUCHE OVERLOAD.

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

His crazy is a special kind of crazy *g*

That would be a fight I'd pay to see. Jared could fight them and Jensen could be his manager, running the bets. I'm not a big Jared fan but those gargantuan arms have to be good for something.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

I'm amazed at anyone who finds him attractive, but oh, he amuses me so. I kinda wanna get drunk with him, provided he sits across the table. :D

Dude. YES. I mean, Jensen should get to punch here and there, but Jared's arms and, like, tree-trunk-sized thighs and ginormous chest (MOOBIES!) would be perfect to make these boys slightly less pretty and smug.

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

I never found him attractive, which made Twilight all the more amazing to me (have I mentioned its playing on the planes. It's EXCRUCIATING) and getting drunk with him would be fun... provided he's also showered.

Jared is ridiculous enough that I think Jensen would be content to just sit back and giggle at the carnage. Jensen can keep us company and we can enjoy the show.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

That's why I said he should sit across the table...the better not to smell him (yes, I think I've heard your transatlantic shrieks of horror :) ).

Dude, I don't think Jensen would sit with us if we didn't supply him with Canadian beer and nachos, instead of the fangirl method of awesome absinth (which I wanna try one day!) and something chocolate-y. Show would be lots of fun though. Go Jared go! :D

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

Across the table is a good place. And possibly downwind. (The military has heard them ad nauseum)

*stocks up on Canadian beer and nachos*

I'll snag you a bottle of absinthe some time. *g*

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Why, are you suggesting army dudes smell bad? I never would've guessed! :D

I think that's what he'd like, being as he is, a Texan with an affinity for not-gnat's-urine beer.

OOOOOOOH! YAY! <3

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

They smell like fresh flowers just plucked from the field. What did you think they smell like?

Us Texans know how to appreciate the finer things in life. (Like Jared making a fool of himself whilst crushing the wolf pack)


The only question is... do you want to play it safe at 66% alcohol, live it up with 73% alcohol or go all out with 90%. *g*

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

That was me being sarcastic. ;)

Jared? Jared would not make a fool of himself. Jared could crush two of them with one arm, probably.

90% alcohol? That sounds more like a medical aid than fun alcohol...I could got with 73% though, I think...

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

That was me being sarcastic back *g* I may have smelt them a few too many times though.... (Oddly enough they're stinkier coming out of the states. How does that work?)

Jared would be ridiculous whilst crushing them to a pulp with one arm. He'd probably be kissing a taxidermied bird with the other.

73 it is. I'll be in Leipzig at the end of the month and pick one up.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

LOL (maybe it's the residual effect of using too much axe and not showering enough?)

I'd pay a lot to see that.

Thank you so much! Omg awesomeness! <3

[harshlightning.livejournal.com]

Somehow this didn't surprise me... I mean, his hair always looks like he doesn't wash it, doesn't it? I love how the comments are all "HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ROB MTV!!!!" *Rolls eyes* Lordy, people, get a clue!

In other news, I finally saw Twilight and it was HILARIOUS. But I'm pretty sure it was not intended to be that way.

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

They are very possessive of Rob. It's frightening. Which is hysterical because he even admits that he's filthy and they're still piling on. Oh Twihards....

It's AWFUL isn't it? *g* I saw it with a bunch of fangirls for the Lulz opening night. I got shushed by fangirls for laughing too hard. Twilight is very serious bizness.

[aesvir.livejournal.com]

I have rubbed my knees raw.

When you start off with that, where do you expect our minds to go? *g*

Though I really have to gush about the beauty of teal walls for a sec. My ex-roommie and I once painted our bedroom wall a gorgeous sea blue-green, which managed to be both a rich color and very soothing.

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

With Y'all's dirty minds... exactly where they went.

I love Teal, especially this color. It's the lightest shade of teal and just so pretty. It really opens it up and the whole sea feeling was what I was going for since my mom has it decorated in sea shells and with pictures of beaches. The walls were a grungy sand color before and it was WAY too much yellow.

Sadly, the first color we got was more blue then teal even though it looked teal on the swatch. I've painted that bathroom two times now and I'm still not quite done.